- You are a Muslim. Congratulations. You have a great future in your afterlife – Eternal Bliss that comes with a package of 72 horny virgins. Who doesn’t want a religion like that? Seventy-two fucking bitches in heaven to fuck for eternity! Maybe you even get to choose your own set of virgins. You must be having some fantasies about that, like Jessica Alba, Kareena Kapoor in Heaven??? But, what about this boring earth? What do the Muslims get here? Now, you guys can’t get 72 whores here on earth but, hello! You can marry four women and can keep dozens of concubine in your harem. Don’t you fucking like that? Choose from your society, the best girl with the best features. Or, maybe your cousin – You had always wanted her on bed, didn’t you? All these girls can be yours, just convert to Islam.
- But our young Ali here does not like grown up women. He has always had fantasies about young girls. 7 to 8 year old, that kind of vagina hits Ali in his fucking pedophile mind. So he sets on the sail, catches a nice flight to the nearest Muslim country like Yemen or Saudi Barbaria. He sails to the best country where he can easily have sex with a 7 year old child without fearing about a legal punishment. Islam allows him to marry any girl of the age 6 and thigh her. Oh! That thought kills Ali. He draws pictures
about thiging baby girls. His whole life is a conflict; his whole life is a fight. And he keeps running everywhere for solution. But now he has found one- in the religion of peace – Islam gives him the solution. He can fuck a child if he likes. His own holy prophet fucked a child and now he is revered by billions of people today. Ali is now a Muslim and a husband to four, 7 year old girls. He even teaches them how to use toilet paper in lavatory, what a great hubby he is.
- You are a husband and you want your bitch always in the fucking kitchen or on your bed. My suggestion for you is to choose Islam. If you are a Muslim, you can beat your women as you like. Can you believe that? In this 21st century, you can still beat your woman. But, Oh! Beat her not in a manner that leaves marks on her face. But you can be intelligent, can’t you? Beat her whenever you like on her feet and stomach. Bitch won’t show any fucking signs and you have got a free punching bag at home. Are you also worried that she might free herself from your control? Keep her in a Burqa- that’s a big, black sack that you can use either to mop your floor or cover your wife, sister and daughter. Women are just sex toys in Islam. You know it, now just do it.
- You are a poor Muslim born in Pakistan. When you were 13, your birthday gift was a shitty English version of Koran. But you wanted a computer where you could watch porn. Bullshit! Girls in your fucking country roam around in a black sac like they were those ghosts from Harry Potter Novels that suck life out of your body (Guards of Azkaban). When you turned 17, you were awarded a chance to visit your nearby theater that showed English and Indian movies. Your whole life was upturned after that. You were amazed to see women of different sizes and colors. Huh! You were not going to stay in Lahore after that. So you went to USA. Your whole life’s ideology about woman is that if she shows skin, she was asking to be fucked in her face. So, if you like a tiny-winy bit, you can even rape a girl. Who cares? They are Kafirs. Huh! Allah will still grant you Jannah, just say Alhamduillah before piercing through a white vagina. Congrats!
- You are a dumb-fuck, born with a brain the size of a rat. You can’t clear any exams, you can’t get any job and your ass is worthless to even get some money for a blow job. You can still convert to Islam and feel like you are the king of the world. Koran says that being a Muslim get’s you God’s good-will and favor by default. You are the chosen one and you will definitely get heaven. You have the moral right to force the world to your religion by any means. Just do it. Rape their fucking women OR children OR cattle. Kill them, maim them, and leave them handicapped, begging for your fucking mercy. You are a Muslim. You are right in whatever you do. The entire world is conspiring against you. You don’t have the brains enough to understand science, say Allah did it by swinging his dick in 360 degree. Any shit is acceptable here. You are a brilliant Muslim if you can justify rape, murder and pedophilia in the name of Islam.